The Sack Spiral Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Penix Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.