The Snap Count Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Penix Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Penix Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.