The Snap Count Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“The broadcast shows Penix Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Every deep ball Penix Jr. throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Penix Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.