The Checkdown Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Penix Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Penix Jr. slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
90%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Penix Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.