The Snap Count Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Penix Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Penix Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.