The Sack Spiral Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Penix Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Penix Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.