The Overthrow Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.