The Intentional Grounding Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Penix Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.