The Bad Snap Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Penix Jr. takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
74%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Penix Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.