The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Every deep ball Penix Jr. throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Penix Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Penix Jr., Penix Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.