The Kneel-Down Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Penix Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.