The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Penix Jr., the end zone is a rumor.
- Penix Jr. takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
82%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Penix Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.