The Intentional Grounding Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Penix Jr., the end zone is a rumor.
- The play clock hits zero on Penix Jr. four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
92%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Penix Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.