The Hamstring Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Penix Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Garbage time arrives early for Penix Jr.: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
75%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Penix Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.