The Pick-Six Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Penix Jr.: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- The play clock hits zero on Penix Jr. four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Penix Jr. slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Penix Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.