The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Penix Jr. gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Penix Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.