The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Penix Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Penix Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.