The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Penix Jr. will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
72%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Penix Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.