The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Penix Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Penix Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.