The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Penix Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Penix Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.