The Hamstring Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Penix Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Penix Jr., Penix Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.