The Sack Spiral Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- The play clock hits zero on Penix Jr. four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
86%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Penix Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.