The Snap Count Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Penix Jr. takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
74%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Penix Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.