The Hamstring Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Penix Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.