The Pick-Six Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Penix Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Penix Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.