The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Penix Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Penix Jr. will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
92%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Penix Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.