The Bad Snap Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Penix Jr. will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
91%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Penix Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.