The Hamstring Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Penix Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Penix Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.