The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Ref: "Number Penix Jr., that's a flag." Penix Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Penix Jr. slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Penix Jr., Penix Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.