The Checkdown Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Penix Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Penix Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.