The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
- Evans runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Evans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.