The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Evans's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.