The Dropped Pass Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ref: "Number Evans, that's a flag." Evans: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.