The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
83%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Evans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.