The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Evans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.