The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Evans gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Evans, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.