The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Evans's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.