The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Evans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.