The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Evans gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.