The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
77%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Evans's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.