The Hamstring Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“The broadcast shows Evans on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Evans gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.