The Shadow Coverage Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
89%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Evans, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.