The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Evans, Evans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.