The Shadow Coverage Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Evans drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.