The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
76%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.