The Phantom Holding Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“The broadcast shows Evans on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Ref: "Number Evans, that's a flag." Evans: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Evans, Evans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.