The Shadow Coverage Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The broadcast shows Evans on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Evans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.