The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
- Evans gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.