The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
89%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Evans, Evans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.