The Butter-Finger Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
89%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Evans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.